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Hype Lines

Most people just know the chorus to songs and only sing along when it comes on. But in every song there is always that one line that EVERYBODY chimes in on. It’s the line that everyone yells out in some sort of dramatic way. That’s the hype line. 

Here are a few hype lines from random songs, both old and new (there may be some expletives in here):

Waka Flocka Flame – Rooster In My Rari

“Throwin throwin throwing dough
Throwing dough, throwin dough
Throwing dough, throwin dough
Bitch I said throwing stacks!

throwin dough

Wiz Khalifa – We Dem Boyz

“You got a ass so fat, let’s make a baby!”

Kiss my fat ass

Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – Dark Horse

“She’s a beast, I call her karma.”

beast karma

Kendrick Lamar ft. MC Eiht – m.A.A.d City

“Every time I’m in the street I hear YAWK! YAWK! YAWK! YAWK!”

kendrick

Bobby Shmurda – Hot Nigga

“Mitch caught a body ’bout a week ago!”

shmurda

ASAP Ferg ft. A$AP Rocky – Shabba Ranks

“Short nigga but my dick tall” or “Skinny nigga but my dick long (pause)”

tall

ASAP Ferg – Work Remix

“Her ass fat, you could park ten Tahoes on it!”

tahoes

Jay Z ft. Rick Ross – FuckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt

“Hov just landed in Rome, nigga
All hail, Caesar’s home, niggas”

jay z

Kanye West ft. Big Sean & Jay Z – Clique

“I’m way too black to burn from sun rays!”

kanye

Migos – Fight Night

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!”

ali

The Weeknd ft. Ty Dolla $ign & Wiz Khalifa – Or Nah (remix)

“You gon’ make them eggs cheesy with them grits or nah?”

eggs

There are so many more songs and so many more hype lines out there. Apparently the more vulgar they are the more we like them. We don’t know why, but we just remember those lines. It just happens. We can’t help it. But just remember, when you’re chillin’ in the club posted up in the corner, make sure you turn up with everybody else during the hype lines!

waka hype

In My Generation

In my generation, guys aren’t the type to put in the effort
Once they get a no they move on to the next.
In my generation, guys will ask girls what they want in a man
Only to pretend to be that to get what they want and leave.
In my generation, guys always look for the easy way
Out or should I say in.
In my generation, guys have no manners
Outright rude is what they are at times.

But they are not the only ones to blame.

In my generation, girls make themselves too easy and available
Offering themselves to guys when they’re drunk.
In my generation, girls have taken a guy-like mentality
Obviously not caring about a count.
In my generation, some girls aren’t even thinking about commitment
Only wondering who they’ll go home with that night.

In my generation, girls are called thots and sluts and hoes
On the other hand guys are just being guys.
In my generation, girls are judged harshly
Outrageously and unfairly.
In my generation, guys always have the benefit of choice
Only to leave the good girl for the lay of the night.

In my generation, standards are not fair
Ongoing issue in which society is to blame.
In my generation, nothing is ever thought through
Opaque is the vision of its members.
In my generation, care is not a word used and meant often
Opportunists are those who use it the most.

My generation is all about fun, being carefree, and doing whatever you want whenever you want. But that comes at a price. We still have a lot to learn.

Sneaking Around

secret

There is literally no feeling like “we’re not supposed to be doing this.” Whether it’s breaking a rule at school or work, wandering into seemingly uncharted areas, or doing something you know you really shouldn’t be doing with someone, there’s a sort of adrenaline that rushes through you that’s exciting and addictive.

Somehow it always feels so right when you’re doing something that’s supposed to be so wrong. Why does human nature work that way? Do we crave danger or breaking the rules? Do we all have a secret adrenaline junkie within us ready to come out when given the opportunity?

I have always been one to follow the rules and play by the book. But as I got older I realized a few things and I learned that not all type of sneaking around are bad. There is a stigma that if you’re sneaking around you’re probably doing something you shouldn’t be doing, but I’ve come to the personal conclusion that that’s a stigma set by society, and if the majority of society thought otherwise, that stigma could be changed.

Sneaking around isn’t always bad. What you are doing may not even call for sneaking around but you do it anyway. Why? To avoid other people’s opinions and interference. Another reason? Because having a secret that no one else knows about gives you a sense of power. You feel like you have the upper hand somehow because you know something they don’t. It’s honestly just fun, and most of  the time it could be harmless.

Take me and my friends in college for example. At night we tend to wander off on campus and just walk around. No open door goes unexplored and we try to get into every supposed restricted area possible. That’s not really a bad thing. But we still have to hide from security even though the worst that could happen is them probably telling us to go back to our rooms. It’s just fun to do something you’re technically not supposed to be doing.

And at work, when you go off on an errand that you know you can complete in a short amount of time but you end up taking two to three times as long because you escape somewhere for a while, there’s really no harm done; and you feel great because you just pulled that off. Again, that’s that power that sneaking around kind of makes you feel.

When it comes to sneaking around with a person, whether it’s necessary or not, that has to be the most fun of all. Knowing that you could get caught at any time just makes things more exciting and makes you want it more. Maintaining that secret makes you feel dominant and in control because you are dictating what you want others to know or not know about you and your whereabouts.

So like I said, I don’t like the negative stigma that sneaking around gets because it could really just be innocent fun.

An Ode, Sort Of, To My Best Friend

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Oh Ry

You tall crazy person

You’re damn near 6’10 and you make me look so short

Why do you do that

Why are you a foot and a half taller than me

Just why

Why are your eyes so close together

Why are you so crazy

Your extraterrestrial conversations are hilarious

But you’re so serious about them

I know you believe

Remember that time we looked at clouds

And one looked like it was an alien looking down at us

That was pretty creepy

It legitimately looked scary

Fun times though

Fun times

You and I have had a lot of fun times

We get each other’s personalities

I know how to deal with you

You know how to deal with me

Just don’t call me another name

You haven’t done that in a while though

I’m proud of you

Remember that time I tied you to a table

Haha

You had no idea what to expect

And that time we went to Nantucket

That was awesome

But this is our last year together

What the hell am I supposed to do with you gone

Am I supposed to take a bus to Mass all the time

No, I’m just going to make you drive here

Then again, there’s your back

I really hope you take care of that

But you better call me

No, you better Facetime me

Or I will find you

And I will make you love me! Lmao

Just kidding, I’m not that crazy

But I am going to miss you

Having you around just to act silly

Although lately we’ve been preoccupied

We don’t spend as much time together as we used to

But that’s okay

I don’t have to see you everyday to know you’re my bestie ❤

 ry

Stuff Only Your Roommates Know About You

Okay this legitimately made me laugh because it is so true beyond words!

FMGM

1. They know what you sound like when you’re having sex.

congrats

Let’s just go ahead and state the obvious. When you live with other people, they’re going to hear you having sex at some point in time, if not weekly. You’ll know which one of you sounds like a porn star, which one manages to be rather quiet but lets out the occasional moan when someone hits her g-spot. There will be at least one person with a squeaky bed that says it all. And when someone’s having drunk sex you might as well be watching porn, because the excessively loud moans, groans, thuds, and crashes are going to bring pictures to your mind you wish you could forget. But if you’re sitting on the couch, munching on a snack, watching TV, and you start to hear the sounds of sweet non-baby-making sex, just be proud at least one of you is…

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